Live on Arbitrum

Retire at 30
while your friends work till 65

Stack sats monthly. Let smart contracts be your financial discipline coach. No more "I'll start saving next month" excuses.

Non-custodial
You keep the keys
Auto-start
Payouts begin at your goal
Accrual
Missed months roll up
1% fee
Clear and predictable

Features that actually matter

No fluff, no BS. Just tools to get you to the beach faster.

Progress Tracker

Like a fitness tracker, but for your retirement. Watch those green bars grow (way more satisfying than step counts).

Your Keys, Your Coins

We can't run off to the Bahamas with your Bitcoin. That's your job after you retire.

Oh Sh*t Button

For real emergencies only. The contract will guilt-trip you about the impact on your retirement date.

Auto-pilot Mode

Set it and forget it. Like a slow cooker for wealth, but with better returns than your crockpot recipes.

Money Printer Go Brrr

Compound interest is the 8th wonder of the world. Einstein said that. Or maybe it was a Bitcoin maxi. Same difference.

Monthly Allowance

Like getting an allowance from your parents, except you're the parent and the child. And also retired at 30.

Two phases to freedom

Simpler than your morning coffee order. More reliable than your gym buddy.

PHASE 1

Stack & HODL

  • Monthly DCA into Bitcoin
  • Real-time progress tracking
  • Emergency withdrawal option
PHASE 2

Chill & Collect

  • Automated monthly payouts
  • You set the fixed monthly amount
  • Principal preservation

How it works

Two phases. One goal: make work optional.

PHASE 1

Stack & HODL

Monthly DCA bars rising towards your goal
  • Monthly DCA into Bitcoin
  • Track progress to your goal
  • Emergency access if needed
Auto-start
Goal reached → payouts begin
PHASE 2

Chill & Collect

Stable payout pool stepping down monthly
  • Auto-start when you hit your goal
  • Swap into a stable payout pool
  • Fixed monthly payouts you choose
Self-custodial • you hold the keysAccrual • unclaimed payouts roll forwardFees • 1% on deposits and on claimsEmergency access • available any time
Example A
Goal $120k → ~34 months → $2k/mo for ~60 months
Example B
Goal $60k → ~18 months → $1k/mo for ~60 months
Example C
Goal $240k → ~54 months → $2k/mo for ~120 months

Assumes contract slippage ladder and 30-day months. Not financial advice.

FAQs (Frequently Avoided Questions)

How is this different from just saving on my own?

Remember that gym membership you swore you'd use? Yeah, we both know how that went. Smart contracts are like having a financial trainer who won't accept your excuses.

What if I need money for an emergency?

Life happens. Emergency withdrawals are available, but the smart contract will show you exactly how many extra months you'll need to work. Spoiler: that new PS5 probably isn't an emergency.

Why Bitcoin and not [insert shitcoin here]?

Because we're building retirement plans, not gambling at a casino. Bitcoin is the OG, battle-tested, and doesn't have a CEO who can rug pull you on Twitter.

Can you guys steal my money?

Nope! It's all smart contracts. We literally can't touch your funds even if we wanted to (which we don't, we're too busy planning our own early retirement).

What if I'm already 29?

Retire at 35? 40? The math still works! Unless you're already 65, in which case... congrats on discovering crypto, grandpa!

Stop dreaming. Start stacking.

Your future self will thank you. Your boss won't. But who cares what they think when you're retired?